Short film script “Petula and Violet”

Approximately 10 minutes in length, this short film script in 3rd draft form, explores the havoc young pretty ladies can cause.

Cast: maximum 2 lead, some peripherals, with non-speaking background extras

Locations: home, bars, shops, party house

For sale as is (all rights): £250

For sale with development: £150 initial fee, plus £50 for each redraft in consultation with new producer/director

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  • Discovery date January 13, 1986
  • Mean orbit radius 75,255.613 ± 0.057 km
  • Eccentricity 0.00007 ± 0.000073
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  • Equatorial surface gravity ~0.014 m/s²
  • Escape velocity ~0.034 km/s
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  • Temperature ~64 K
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BREAKING BAD: Good Habits

Originally posted on 28 March 2013. Migrated from previous blog.

Breaking Bad – do you watch it? Loads of us appear to be. And for a while I really wasn’t sure why I was enjoying it. To an extent, I’m still not sure why. But I am definitely enjoying it.

Now, I was a big LOST fan, and despite trying out other shows like:

24 | Heroes | The Wire | Flash Forward | The 4400 | …and more

… I was struggling to find the same long form US drama fix that I got from LOST. In fact I ended up watching it all over again with my son when he came to the age of appreciating a bit more grown up conversation and drama. But I loved LOST dearly…DEARLY. The conclusion of the series genuinely moved me and came at a point when closure was timely for me for some ruddy reason or other. But I wanted to feed my hunger for a regular TV show relationship and quick. I even found myself going back to my first US long form show loves Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure.

[I feel I should note at this point that I really enjoy Dexter and wished so much that Carnivale and The Secret Room could have been commissioned another season or two – but this post is about Br Ba]

So…Breaking Bad? Yeah I’d heard it was the shit. Premise sounded simple and comedic:

Chemistry teacher is diagnosed with terminal cancer and turns to cooking methamphetamine to provide for his family after he’s gone

Sounded a bit like that other show people were harking on about Weeds. So I gave it a whirl. First episode was all right, quite funny, not convinced how it could have longevity of storyline after the set-up though. And this ‘science’ spin – was it really going to be a sneaky-pete way of teaching us that science is cool in each episode? Reminiscent of an 80s kids cartoon or something? But for some reason I had to watch another, and another, and another. Did I like the main characters? Not really. As the mother of a teenage boy I wanted slap Jessie, buy him some clothes that fit him properly and sit him down with a prospectus; Walt was consistently making shittier and shittier decisions, turning from what seemed to be a good husband and father into a lying idiot flailing around in a dangerous world he couldn’t grasp and putting his loved ones in very real danger; and Skyler? Sheesh – lovely girl, but what a moany bitch! And what the hell kind of home decoration is that? Who in their right mind has a giant wooden fork and spoon on the kitchen wall who is under 60? #geniussetdesignbytheway

Now I’m going to digress for a moment here. Part of me suspects that one of the best things about these extremely addictive shows that are destined to become a must-have and rather expensive boxset on your Billy Bookcase, is that it’s a thoroughly epic experience to share with someone close to you. Watching LOST with my son the second time was immeasurably more enjoyable than watching it on my own previously – picture it: single mum, bottle of wine, fake-tanning before my next doomed date with some idiot man, pausing the show to have a fag out the window where I would witter to my neurotic, desperate, overworked and underpaid self (important to add that I would be periodically drooling over Sayid and Sawyer). (Especially when they were muddy and sweaty.) (Or both.) (Or coming out of the sea.) (Or anything.) Not good times really (well some bits). But, watching it again snuggled up with my boy and sharing the ridiculous ups and downs of the ensemble of characters and bizarre events that unfolded around them – was a much richer shared journey, full of much wrangling discussion over what the bloody hell might it all mean.

Sharing the first tentative steps into a new show (Breaking Bad) with my partner, was different in the sense that there was much less talk after each episode – no words at all in fact, more ‘hmmmmmm’-ing and the occasional scratching of chin. We were chewing. Where was this going? Was it funny? Some bits seemed VERY funny. But some, really, REALLY not. But as the episodes have racked up, the characters have not only grown, but have evolved massively, almost unrecognisably; and their dynamic with each other has evolved too, almost to far-fetched extents. But that doesn’t matter a jot because I’m hooked on them like the meth they irresponsibly peddle, I’m following their individual stories each, and even though I’m not really empathising all that much – I’m experiencing their evolution which is intoxicating.

Additional to this (and delightfully unexpectedly because I’m busy chewing over how and if so why I’m liking it) STUNNING photography is thrown at you. A clearly staggering chemistry between the respective cinematographers and directors of Breaking Bad work in wondrous verve with each other to capture shots that add weight to the already rich telling of a scene. Composition and subject of attention, colouring and light make for gobsmacking effects on your consumption of narrative.

Now we get to the fun bits. The clever marketing sods involved in the show have jumped on opportunities to have as much fun with the branding and characters in the show. Walt‘s son, Walter Junior, sets up a low rent website to try and raise funds for his sick father’s cancer treatment - “Save Walter White”. It might seem obvious now, but heck yes! They bunged up the real site: http://www.savewalterwhite.com – and where do the donations go? The National Cancer Coalition. Great stuff. But that’s not all. One of the most-loved secondary characters is Saul Goodman, the typically dodgy criminal defence lawyer. His garish cheap taste in hairstyle, suits, office decor, and business branding only matched by his cheap-ass wise-cracks. His business catchphrase is “Better Call Saul!” – and heck yes again – they bunged his site up too: http://www.bettercallsaul.com – complete with hilarious consultation videos like Sue ’em Now, Tiger Trouble, and Saul’s Mailbag; and a ‘live webcam’ to Saul’s office.

Breaking Bad creative team, production team and performing cast? – well done, REALLY WELL DONE on an immensely well produced piece of television drama. Genius telly – REALLY enjoying it.

– Belinda Love